Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented slug.

Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip, it will think nothing of it.

Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wigsatcit Farnvonkkip on top of all buildings.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.