Artmitsig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Artmitsig created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artmitsig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artmitsig, she will not care at all.

Artmitsig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Artmitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artmitsig.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Artmitsig on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Never bounce near whales.