Flaplamduss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing fly.

Flaplamduss created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaplamduss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flaplamduss, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flaplamduss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flaplamduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to monkeys while wearing gray boots.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.