Gepmanbug is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust gorilla.

Gepmanbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmanbug, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepmanbug, he will turn you into a rat.

Gepmanbug's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gepmanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not take Gepmanbug's name in vain.

4. Always wear white.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.