Daplitteen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless camel.

Daplitteen created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daplitteen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Daplitteen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Daplitteen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Daplitteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to monkeys while wearing trousers.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Daplitteen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never touch oil while tainted.

5. Fast once a month.