Bun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty eagle.

Bun created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Bun loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never stain your neck with mauve.