Dogmifpad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental horse.

Dogmifpad created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmifpad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogmifpad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dogmifpad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dogmifpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.