Stigteensantif is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise centaur.

Stigteensantif created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigteensantif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigteensantif, it will come to you in dreams.

Stigteensantif's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stigteensantif's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Stigteensantif loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never gather four doves in one place.