Pannibpigfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless donkey.

Pannibpigfarn created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pannibpigfarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pannibpigfarn, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pannibpigfarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pannibpigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your neck red.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.