Begranfiddimspagbitwod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent skunk.

Begranfiddimspagbitwod created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Begranfiddimspagbitwod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Begranfiddimspagbitwod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Begranfiddimspagbitwod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Begranfiddimspagbitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never mix strawberries with ash.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about special relativity.