Nadfitwad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable horse.

Nadfitwad created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfitwad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadfitwad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadfitwad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nadfitwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Nadfitwad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed limes to ants while wearing hats.

5. Never speak at dawn.