Hudyarpgepkad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring elephant.

Hudyarpgepkad created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudyarpgepkad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudyarpgepkad, it will be very sad.

Hudyarpgepkad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hudyarpgepkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.