Talladhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful zebra.

Talladhak created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talladhak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talladhak, it will curse you with boils.

Talladhak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Talladhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Talladhak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not leap at crossroads.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.