Rapnighubdithantigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking jackal.

Rapnighubdithantigdun created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnighubdithantigdun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapnighubdithantigdun, she will manifest in front of you.

Rapnighubdithantigdun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rapnighubdithantigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention ducks.