Basszenril is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy troll.

Basszenril created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Basszenril, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Basszenril, she will laugh at you.

Basszenril's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Basszenril's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Basszenril.

2. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never speak at midday.