Cebyimcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful bear.

Cebyimcim created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebyimcim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebyimcim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cebyimcim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cebyimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.