Appbemvog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust raven.

Appbemvog created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Appbemvog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Appbemvog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Appbemvog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Appbemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured mites.