Labnellbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient snake.

Labnellbaf created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labnellbaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labnellbaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Labnellbaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Labnellbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

2. Do not take Labnellbaf's name in vain.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hop near snails.