Ganripdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome crow.

Ganripdiss created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ganripdiss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ganripdiss, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ganripdiss' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ganripdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Never gather six dolphins in one place.