Jipfodkadfut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witty skunk.

Jipfodkadfut created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfodkadfut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jipfodkadfut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jipfodkadfut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jipfodkadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jipfodkadfut's priests.

2. Do not name children after grasshopers.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.