Cab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet fish.

Cab created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cab, it will cry a lot.

Cab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cab's priests.

2. Never paint your face mauve.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cab on top of all buildings.