Dinditnat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent dragon.

Dinditnat created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinditnat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dinditnat, she will turn you into a mole.

Dinditnat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dinditnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Dinditnat.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

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