Ganjopsas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent cat.

Ganjopsas created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganjopsas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ganjopsas, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ganjopsas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ganjopsas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.