Renmatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent hydra.

Renmatnad created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renmatnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renmatnad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Renmatnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Renmatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear ear rings marked with fawn.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.