Mildobfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless donkey.

Mildobfoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mildobfoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mildobfoss, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mildobfoss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mildobfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mildobfoss.

5. Always help whales.