Catdadfar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective newt.

Catdadfar created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdadfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Catdadfar, he will destroy your home solar system.

Catdadfar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Catdadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.