Fennelwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing fly.

Fennelwat created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fennelwat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fennelwat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fennelwat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fennelwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fennelwat on top of all buildings.

3. Always help mites.

4. Hide if five moths approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.