Mid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring porpoise.

Mid created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Mid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Never touch blood while blessed.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.