Pibfenlat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless chicken.

Pibfenlat created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfenlat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibfenlat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pibfenlat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pibfenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snails approach from the south.

2. Always remove scarves before touching carbon.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing white boots and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.