Vadfutpark is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise raccoon.

Vadfutpark created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadfutpark, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadfutpark, it will not care.

Vadfutpark's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vadfutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing violet jumpers and balancing seven titanium spheres on your head.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.