Ragvining is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful dove.

Ragvining created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvining, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragvining, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ragvining's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ragvining's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with fawn.

2. Run away if nine sheep approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat bark.