Gilwigdut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow eagle.

Gilwigdut created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gilwigdut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilwigdut, she will curse you with boils.

Gilwigdut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gilwigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.