Yikbogmig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful walrus.

Yikbogmig created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbogmig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikbogmig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yikbogmig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yikbogmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed beans to great tits while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.