Mipvantettifom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome ferret.

Mipvantettifom created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipvantettifom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipvantettifom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mipvantettifom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mipvantettifom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mipvantettifom.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.