Rakweemet Gadyarthud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented wren.

Rakweemet Gadyarthud created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakweemet Gadyarthud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakweemet Gadyarthud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rakweemet Gadyarthud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rakweemet Gadyarthud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakweemet Gadyarthud.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing orange rings.