Dunbesskon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty dove.

Dunbesskon created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dunbesskon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunbesskon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dunbesskon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dunbesskon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

2. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dolphins while wearing mauve coats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.