Fudrillwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish salamander.

Fudrillwot created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Fudrillwot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudrillwot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fudrillwot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fudrillwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Do not consume oranges at dawn.