Bigappvennutlen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident shark.

Bigappvennutlen created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigappvennutlen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigappvennutlen, she will come to you in dreams.

Bigappvennutlen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bigappvennutlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to snails while wearing pink shorts.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.