Podveddon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving badger.

Podveddon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podveddon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podveddon, it will not care at all.

Podveddon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Podveddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.