Gutragsidgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil lobster.

Gutragsidgub created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutragsidgub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutragsidgub, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gutragsidgub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gutragsidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with dogs.