Safyakwapbossgud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unjust mongoose.

Safyakwapbossgud created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safyakwapbossgud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safyakwapbossgud, he will not care at all.

Safyakwapbossgud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Safyakwapbossgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never mark doors with fawn.