Vilwodlog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, irritating warg.

Vilwodlog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilwodlog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vilwodlog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vilwodlog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vilwodlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.