Lamfig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous hamster.

Lamfig created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Lamfig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lamfig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lamfig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always share corn with strangers, but never with geese.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never stain your feet with cyan.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.