Latciss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable squid.

Latciss created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latciss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Latciss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Latciss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Latciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dogs.

2. Do not sing at forests.

3. Never stain your arms with cyan.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Fast once a month.