Pasnullbin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic chicken.

Pasnullbin created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnullbin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pasnullbin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pasnullbin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pasnullbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.