Sugfadnil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic cow.

Sugfadnil created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfadnil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugfadnil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sugfadnil's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sugfadnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Never chant while facing west.