Rawtagrip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident eagle.

Rawtagrip created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtagrip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawtagrip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rawtagrip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rawtagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing gray ear rings.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Run away if six bats approach from the north.