Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody parrot.

Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf, she will ignore you.

Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Run away if five geese approach from the south.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Hubrullmabzimquatnarttaf loves tapirs, so they must be respected.