Ditboppin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying tortoise.

Ditboppin created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditboppin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditboppin, it will turn you into a snail.

Ditboppin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ditboppin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing green ear rings.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.