Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic pig.

Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin, he will turn you into a goat.

Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binjadbasspang Tenhakhin.